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  • The Problem With Moonlight Written by Terrance Knight

     

     

    A few weeks ago, the 89th Academy Awards ended with a stunning fiasco, Moonlight was revealed to be Best Picture after LaLaLand was announced the winner by accident. A lot of people called Moonlight’s Oscar win to be “a landmark in diversity for Hollywood”, especially for black cinema. However, it seems clear that there are shenanigans at

     

    While Moonlight is a well shot, well acted film, featuring heavy subject matter about being black and gay in the ghetto, the movie is honestly rather dull. People praise Moonlight for it’s elegance and subtly especially when it comes to Chiron, the understated main character; the only problem is that he’s doesn’t really do anything. He’s such a passive protagonist; he doesn’t really make any decisions to push the narrative forward, making Moonlight quite the chore to watch.

     

    I know some might say, “how dare you? Moonlight is a masterpiece!” but honestly ask yourself, do you really come out of the theater knowing anything about Chiron, other that the fact he’s gay and lived a troubled life? People love to criticize LaLaLand for being “Hollywood escapism” and having mediocre singing, but at least Ryan Gosling’s character had goals, ambition, and interests; he made decisions that impacted the story. The same goes with Andrew Garfield in Hacksaw Ridge, he played a combat medic in WWII who made the decision to be a pacifist during WWII. That’s called a compelling protagonis.. Moonlight simply asks the audience to feel sorry for this boring black kid in awful circumstances.

     

    You could never convince me that Moonlight didn’t win in order for old white Hollywood to prove “hey, we’re not racist! See!” The very fact that Damien Chazelle won Best Director for LaLa Land was further indication that Moonlight’s win was a smart political move on behalf of the Academy, and a smart one at that. A year ago, Creed and Straight Outta Compton, two incredible films that featured black characters, directed by black men, were not even nominating despite being among the best films of that year. The Oscar for Moonlight simply feels like an apology for hashtag #Oscar’s So White. To clarify, I’m not beating on Moonlight for the sake of it, I just want films to be recognized for it’s own merits, not for fulfilling a SJW quota. I do believe Moonlight is a really good film, with some amazing shots and thought provoking content… but the most exciting things in this blatant Oscar bait involved a chair and a hand job at the beach. Let’s keep it real.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Logan Movie Review By Jordan Mitchell

     

     

     

     

    Logan is the latest and hopefully final entry in the X-Men franchise, more specifically, the Wolverine franchise. Hugh Jackman has been playing the character of Wolverine for seventeen years starting with Bryan Singers X-Men (2000), and Logan is by far his greatest performance in the role. The film takes place sometime in the near future, the vast majority of mutants are gone, and Logan is an old weary limo driver who takes care of the elderly Charles Xavier. Logan’s body is broken down and his claws and healing factor don’t work like they used to. Trouble comes when a mysterious little girl is being chased by a gang of mercenaries, Logan finds himself in a moral dilemma, to protect this girl or allow her to fall in the hands of dark forces.

     

    It is now official, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine is the BEST portrayal of any superhero character on the big screen, surpassing Christopher Reeve’s Superman and even Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark aka IronMan. Not only is this is the Wolverine film that fans have been waiting for, but it’s almost too damn good to be true. This is on the cinematic level of the Dark Knight. There’s amazing well crafter character development, the relationship between Logan and Charles is heartwarming and heart breaking. The inclusion of X-23 is brilliant, Dafne Keen is an amazing young talent, while not as charismatic as Hit-Girl in the Kick Ass films, she does very well with her stunts. Spaghetti westerns of old inform the nature of this film, it rarely feels like a superhero movie.

     The action is bloody and beautiful. Be prepared to go on an epic emotional roller coaster with these characters. Logan is a film that has transcended its own genre. It is not since the Dark Knight will you ever feel a sense of danger and tension for all of characters involved.

    Logan is by far the best film of 2017, so far and quite possibly the best film of its genre. Both Marvel and DC are going to have to step up the quality of their respective superhero cinematic universes, because Logan has changed the game.

     

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  • Top 10 Batman Moments on Screen Written by Jordan Mitchell

    In honor of The Lego version of Batman returning on theathers, I thought about all of the different incarnations of Batman on screen (and boy there are A LOT). After a lot of thinking, deep meditation, and a three hour nap, I have finally came up with what I believe to be the absolute best Batman moments.

     

     10. Bruce Wayne Running Towards Danger… Batman v Superman

     

    Say what you will about Batman v Superman, but the film does certainly start off strong. Ben Affleck is by far the best-looking Bruce Wayne, as if he stepped straight out of the Batman Animated Series. The scene of him running towards his Wayne Financial building as it’s crumbling down is a powerful image. It sets the tone, and was probably the most emotionally investing scene in the entire film.

     

    9. Shark Repellent Bat spray!.. Batman: The Movie 1968

     

     

    You’re not a true Batman fan if you can’t at least appreciate the sixties Batman TV series. This Batman might have been goofy, but he’s extremely intelligent and is prepared for virtually any scenario. In the beginning of the film, Batman is being attacked by a killer shark, which has grabbed hold of his leg. Robin, in his green hot pants, hands Batman his “shark repellant”. It’s ridiculous, it’s fun, and more importantly it’s a moment that perfectly demonstrates that Batman is indeed a comic book character and his world is NOT to be taken seriously.

    8. Robin’s Big Debut… Batman Forever

     

    Some Batfans totally dismiss the “Shumachuer era” of the Batman film franchise, and while they’re definitely not good, they do have some strong moments, Batman Forever in particular. In the midpoint of Batman Forever, Two Face has just buried Batman in a sandy grave. Suddenly, a gloved hand BURSTS into the sand, grabbing Batman’s arm and helping him up… it’s Robin, in his classic red and green suit. The movie overall is not good, but this was a kick ass moment and reminds us that Robin is a vital character in the mythos.

     

    7. Batplane in the Moonlight… Batman ‘89

     

    The 89’ Batman is an awesome film and helped define what Batman meant to a lot of people who saw it at the time. There are many great moments from Tim Burton’s classic, but most of them were Joker moments, not necessarily Batman moments. Jack Nicolson was awesome as the Joker, but he was damn near the main character in the film… he even had top billing. Michael Keaton did his fair share of ass kickerey, but the stand out “fuck yeah!” moment is when he flew the Batplane up to the moon, resembling the bat signal. It’s awesome AND it made no sense, honestly.. why did he do that? But who cares! It was cool.
     

    6. Moment: Warehouse fight… Batman v Superman

     

    Finally, the Batman hand to hand action every fan has been waiting for. Ben Affleck is undoubtedly the best looking Batman on screen. The classic Frank Miller inspired grey batsuit looks awesome in action. Seeing Batman single handedly beat down Luthor’s thugs (even murdering a couple of them) was actually the best part of Batman v Superman. Hopefully we can see more in the upcoming installment ‘The Batman’.
     

    5. Moment: “I’m Batman”… Batman Begins

     

    Batman Begins doesn’t get enough credit. Not only did it put Batman back on the big screen after a long hiatus, but it was the first big successful “gritty reboot”, Casino Royale coming out a year afterwards. The film took its time, showing us the origin of how Bruce Wayne trained with the League of Shadows and adopted the cape and cowl. After more than an hour, we finally see Batman on screen as he lifts crime boss Falcone from his cozy limo. It’s a cathartic moment and Batman’s debut, and it was damn cool. Showing off his ninja skills and disappearing into the shadows, this was a Batman we had never seen before at the time. To top the scene off, Batman decides to compliment the homeless man on his “nice coat”.

    4. Moment: The Batpod chase… The Dark Knight

     

    Christopher Nolan is a legend for this chase scene alone. Seriously, go on YouTube and just watch it again. There’s so much tension and the cinematography is amazing. Joker is trying to kill Harvey, Batman is trying to protect him, it’s thrilling, it’s funny, and shot damn good. Parts of this scene is almost reminiscent of a Looney Tunes cartoon, Joker using a machine gun, then a shotgun, then a rocket launcher in order to kill Harvey, the truck FLIPPING upside down… and Nolan makes it all look seamless.
     

    3. Moment: Coffee shop… The Dark Knight Rises

     

    The Dark Knight Rises certainly isn’t a perfect film, I would argue that it has a perfect ending. Batman/Bruce is presumed dead after saving Gotham from a nuclear explosion. Officer John Blake quits the police force, and Alfred is devastated following the apparent loss of his friend. As the film winds down, we see that Bruce was busy before his departure; leaving his enormous mansion to be a home for orphaned youth (a nod to Bruce Wayne adopting various boy orphans in the comics). As the film comes to a close, we see that Bruce Wayne is indeed alive, along with Selina Kyle… leaving John Blake to adopt the Batman legacy in Gotham. In almost every incarnation of the Bruce Wayne character, he’s never truly had a happy ending. In Dark Knight Rises, Bruce has finally gotten over the death of his parents and can finally move on with his new life…which includes banging Anne Hathaway in Ital


    2. Moment: Joker Interrogation… The Dark Knight

    This is quite possibly one of the best scenes in cinematic history. Batman having a conversation with the Joker and it’s more intense than you could imagine. In the light, you can see Joker’s gross make up juxtaposed against Batman’s dark, sleek bat-suit. Every line of dialogue is rich in texture and subtext. This scene highlights that the battle between Batman and Joker is an ideological one, not one of physical force or strength. Joker is a man without rules, a true anarchist who believes the worst in people… Batman is the opposite, a man bound by his rule not to kill and faced with moral dilemmas that challenge the very heart of Gotham. I’m sure a college student could write an entire thesis on this scene alone, it’s that freaking good.

     

    Moment: Batman and Ace… Justice League Unlimited

    This is kind of cheating, but dammit, I had to put it on the list. On the season finale of Justice League Unlimited titled “Epilogue”; set in the future, an elderly Amanda Waller is telling a story to Terry McGinnis, the new “Batman Beyond” about Bruce Wayne’s legacy. Basically, in a flashback, Batman briefly sits on the swings Ace a ten year old psychic, before she dies of an brain aneurysm. It’s a heartwrenching but small moment that demonstrates one of Batman’s greatest attributes… his compassion. This is by far the GREATEST BATMAN MOMENT, at least on screen.
    To truly get the emotional impact of this scene, check out the episode on Netflix. Warning. There is a 90% chance of waterworks.

     

     

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  • Top 10 Anticipated Films of 2017 By Jordan Mitchell

     

    2016 was a “so-so” year for big budgeted films. While movies like Captain America: Civil War and Deadpool were considered the greatest of the genre, there was also some huge disappointments…. (I’m looking at you Batman v Superman).
    This year is looking to be a pretty interesting year in terms of tent pole franchise films. Here are my Top 10 Anticipated Movies….(WARNING: YES, most of them are indeed superhero films)

     

     

     

    10. Blade Runner 2049
    Admittedly, I am not fan of the original Blade Runner, quite slow for my taste. This long awaited sequel is directed by Dennis Villeneuve (Arrival) and stars Ryan Gosling (LaLa Land). My hope for this sequel is to be a bit faster paced than the original while still retaining the elements that made the original such a sci fi classic. Harrison Ford is also returning as the original character Rick Deckard, which is a good sign since he did an excellent job coming back as Han in Star Wars Force Awakens.

     

     

     

     

    9. Get Out
    A horror film about a black man feeling unwelcomed in an all -white rural town where the only black people act like zombies. This movie seems to be exactly what audiences are craving in a Post-Trump America. Directed by Jordan Peele from the Key and Peele comedic duo, this film looks creepy, thought provoking and eerily hilarious. Sign. Me. Up.

     

     

     

     

     

    8. Thor Ragnarok
    The third film in the Thor franchise, while I wasn’t a fan of the last one (Thor The Dark World), I have a lot of faith that Marvel Studios will knock this one out of the park. Chris Hemsworth, Idris Elba, Tom Hiddleston and Anthony Hopkins return, along with newcomer Tessa Thompson (Creed) as Valkrie (another black actor playing a Viking, take that racist trolls). The best part is that Mark Ruffalo returns as the Hulk, and the film will surely draw inspiration from the Planet Hulk storyline (pretty much Gladiator, with the freaking Hulk). Did I mention Jeff Goldblum, Karl Urban and Cate Blanchett play classic Marvel villains? Just about everything about this sounds wacky and awesome.

     

     

     

     

     

    7. Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi
    The only reason this isn’t higher on the list is because we know so little of the story. Rian Johnson (Looper) is in the directors chair and I have no doubt he’s going to bring some extra grit into the follow up to my second favorite Star Wars film (that’s right, I love Force Awakens). What I’m looking forward to the most is the development of Rey and Finn as characters of their own and how they fit into this grand universe.

     

     

     

     

    6. Lego Batman
    My prediction is that Lego Batman will be considered the second best Batman film of all time! From the trailers alone, it’s clear the creatives behind Lego Batman has a great love for Batman and his mythology. It’s also a spin off to one of my favorite animated films, The Lego Movie. This looks to be a really good time and it’s been a LONG time since I had fun in a Batman movie… speaking of which…

     

     

     

    5. Justice League
    I am one of the biggest critics of not just Batman v Superman but of the DC Extended Universe as a whole. Justice League, directed by Zack Synder (sigh), might very well be more of the same; paper thin characters, overtly dark visual aesthetic, muddled action, I could go on. However, I am looking forward to seeing more of Ben Affleck’s Batman and some interplay between him and the other Justice League characters, (I mean come on, look at Aquaman!) Does it bug me that Green Lantern isn’t there? Yes! Does it bug me that SteppenWolf, a C lister, is the main villain? Yes! Does it bug me that Synder is directing? YES!!! But it doesn’t hurt to be optimistic and we’ve ALL waited to see a Justice League film, so let’s just be thankful we’re finally getting one.

     

     

     

    4. Kong Skull Island
    Remember how Peter Jackson’s King Kong was good, but all the stuff on the island was BY FAR the best part? Well, this film is JUST about that island. Kong has a stellar cast; Samuel L Jackson, John Goodman, Brie Larson, Tom Hiddleston, and Jason Mitchell (Straight Outta Compton). Judging from the trailers alone, this film looks like a wild ride.

     

     

     

    3. Fate of the Furious/War of the Planet of the Apes
    That’s right! It’s a tie! Both films are widely anticipated sequels in a franchise. Dominic Toretto and Ceasar are both roguish bad asses who care about only one thing…. FAMILY. Okay, I know that’s a stretch. Apes definitely is a character and story driven series with top notch CGI while the Fast and Furious franchise are more or less driven by action and bad Tyrese jokes. These both look to be great times at the theater but for completely different reasons.

     

     

     

     

    2. Logan
    Loosely based on Old Man Logan, one of the best Wolverine comic books, Logan is the last Wolverine film where Hugh Jackman stars as the iconic anti hero. This film looks like a gritty “Westernized” take on the X-Men mythology that has potential to be more character driven and personal. Plus, it’s the first rated R Wolverine film (thanks Ryan Reynolds). Not only is this looking to be one of the best X-Men related movies, but also perhaps one of the best in the genre

     

     

     

     

    Spiderman: Homecoming
    Look, I know it is the second Spiderman reboot. But this is the Spiderman film we have ALL been waiting for. Finally, everyone’s favorite superhero is being made by the studio that actually appreciates and understands the character. It was a miracle that Sony was able to join forces with Marvel/Disney to give us perhaps the best Spiderman portrayal yet in Tom Holland in Captain America Civil War. Michael Keaton is playing the Vulture and he looks to be the most frightening Spiderman villain we’ve seen on screen. Even though another Spiderman film might seem redundant to the casual movie viewer, Spiderman: Homecoming is a movie that looks to definitely capture the true essence of Spiderman and bring him to the greater cinematic universe where he belongs.

     

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  • My old love for Special Make-up Effects and John Carpenter's The Thing Movie Review!

     

     

    My love for Horror movies began as a child and in my teenage years I was learning sculpting, Art was my 1st love and in 1981 there was a big demand for Special Effects films.

    just a year after both Werewolves films, one was The Howling and An American Werewolf in London came out. Which the first time we seen and man on the screen change in front of our eyes. No disrespect to Lon Chaney Jr in change in the early Wolfman films nothing like this was ever seen before.

    A year later John Carpenter's The Thing came out, it went up against films like Cat People, Poltergiest, The Beast Within, also a cute little alien film E.T came out that summer. which is the real reason Carpenter's film was a commercial and critical failure. Movie critic Roger Ebert had called it a barf bag of a film!

    I didn't get a chance to see The Thing in the theaters, until It was released on beta video and I was in awed, this film blew every other effects film out the box that came after the Werewolves films, I remember hearing a protested for Carpenter's film because people really thought he mutilated real snow dogs for the film to get the effects. Being a fan of his Assault on Precinct 13, Halloween, The Fog.

    Screenplay by Bill Lancaster based on John W Campbell story Who Goes There. Adapted for the 1951 film Howard Hawks The Thing from Another World. Carpenter's film follows closely to Campbell's novella.

    12 researchers out in the Antarctica discover an alien ship that landed in ice for thousands of years, a parasite that imitates other lifeforms. Carpenter's version creates the mood of paranoia in the film it develops within the group.

    Starring Kurt Russell who was in Carpenter's Escape From New York a year prior to this film, Russell as MacReady the leader that no one wants nor trust. MacReady prefers to play computer chess and get drunk in his cabin.

    The films score is by Ennio Morricone, and special makeup effects by Rob Bottin. fresh from his The Howling effects. Bottin was only 21 years old creating some the most memorable effects scenes in effects history! The head changing into a spider was the best next to the blood test scene. Bottin had wound up in the hospital for exhaustion. He talks about it on the special Dvd edition.

    My opinion Carpenter's best film! Next to They Live which you can read the review by writer Marshall Gordon on this on this site check it out!

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